So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
thus making me awesome and them whores
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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