My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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