Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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