this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
