Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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