Your tits are I can't wait for
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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