If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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