Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I lost the right to judge tonight
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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