You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I AM VODKA MAN
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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