i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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