Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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