Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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