She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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