I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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