Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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