Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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