the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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