No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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