Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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