I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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