just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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