i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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