in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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