I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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