TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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