oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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