he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we're making bets on your personal life
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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