Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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