You're my little dorito
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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