It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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