did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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