If that was your dad, he is hot
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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