She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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