Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I don't think brook has ever known best
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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