i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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