Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Gay?
German.
Pity.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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