2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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