I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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