And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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