i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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