I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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