Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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