He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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