Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
This is my gift to your gina
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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