I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
My liver just broke up with me...
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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