it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
