You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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