She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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