Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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