why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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