I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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