And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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