HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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