Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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